Why this Cross-Platform Mobile Developer role is like Star Wars. in AUSTRALIA

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• The Mobile Developer will work for a fast-growing SaaS scale-up in the ANZ region.
• The Mobile Developer will earn AUD 150,000 per annum.
• The Mobile Developer will enjoy near or full remote working in a GMT+11 friendly timezone.
• The Mobile Developer will be part of a strong work/life balance culture.
• The Mobile Developer will be familiar with both iOS and Android ecosystems.
• The Mobile Developer will have strong Xamarin / MAUI experience.
• The Mobile Developer uses GitHub and is probably involved with MeetUps.
• The Mobile Developer loves to write clean and maintainable code.
• The Mobile Developer writes code that is performant over large datasets.
• The Mobile Developer has a DotNet background with strong C# and SQL knowledge.
• The Mobile Developer has exposure to data formats like JSON, XML, YAML, ProtocolBuffers, MessagePack, TOML.
• The Mobile Developer will enjoy huge amounts of ownership and autonomy.
• The Mobile Developer will continually push the envelope of the user experience.
• The Mobile Developer will refactor existing code to improve application performance.

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